Soon, my worst fears were realised that this truly was just a musical about a waitress, that finds out she’s pregnant. Trapped in an unhappy marriage with her bully of a husband, Earl (Tamlyn Henderson) she seeks solace from her gynaecologist at the hospital, Dr Pomatter (Matt Jay-Willis) and before the bun in the oven has risen, she’s fallen-in-love with this handsome doctor.
During the interval, cramped in my 1910 seat in the gods at the oxymoronic New Wimbledon Theatre, I did a quick Wikipedia search about the history of the show. It was all based on a low-budget movie, that had blasted all box office expectations, with its success. I thought about the similar story of the musical Grey Gardens, which evolved from a cult 1970s documentary about a conflicting mother and daughter, trapped in a derelict mansion. Apparently, the original Broadway Waitress musical production was also glorified for having an all female creative team, and I couldn’t stop feeling that this was clearly a female oriented show, that had ridden on a feline fan-base, over the waves to the West End. Despite all my deepest feminine genes, and the masculine of my gay critical mind, I just didn’t get-it.
The second act continued with this pretty ordinary story, with the big revelation that the gynaecologist in question was married! Shock-horror! A devastated waitress, with all her dreams shattered. I’d clocked his wedding ring in the first few seconds of their meeting, and despite her hormonal state, and all the shenanigans in his surgery, I found it hard to accept that she hadn’t! Furthermore, to push our acceptance of this reality even further, she was a fellow student-doctor, who turns up as the waitress is about to give birth! Yes, we were clearly back in the TV sitcom mode.
I just couldn’t believe how mundane and bland this developing plot was, with no saving-grace of a musical score, to lift it up, and worthy of a stage adaptation with lavish production values. At times, the live band drowned out any life on stage, and left me feeling even worse.
The only big number, that justifies this show as a one-hit-wonder, came in the second act, and it was a song that I recognised as a firm favourite in numerous musical theatre showcases. To give Lucie Jones her deserving praise, she did deliver a beautiful solo, but ‘She used to be mine’ stood-out like a glacé cherry on top of a dull-gray iced cake!
I left the theatre before the curtain call, as disappointed as all the customers who came to her diner. They all seem to order a meal, were lavishly served a plastic plate of food, but left without tasting or eating any of it!
Waitress - The Musical (UK Tour), New Wimbledon Theatre, ★ ★
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